- These be jokes 641 - 650 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 8, 2007, one-legged evan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite singer?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!
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From: me myself and...a pIIIIIIrate |
On April 28, 2006, the scurvy starr said:
Who's a pirate's favorite guitar player?
CARRRlos Santana!
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On July 12, 2006, the sea-bitten Mark Dawson said:
Why do pirates prefer to sail?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!
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From: England, UK |
On September 12, 2007, chumbucket lickin' John-Peter said:
A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn. The pirate said...
We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!
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From: father |
On March 13, 2009, the most piratical Martini Bob said:
Why was the pirate's paperwork all in duplicate?
He was found of CAARRrrbon copies!!!
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From: Farmington, NM |
On May 24, 2007, captain Myke said:
What did the Canadian Pirate name his son?
Aaron. There's 2 "Eh"s and an "ARRR!!"
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From: we made it up at work one day... |
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates keep in shape?
They use BAARRrrrggggh-bells!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 22, 2007, regular scallywag Bos'n's mate said:
Why do pirates like popsicles?
Arrrrrrtifical flavors!
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From: me |
On May 14, 2006, captain Pirate Steve said:
Why did the pirate buy a couch for his ship?
So he could be at his leisAAARRRRR!!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On June 28, 2006, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
Central Parrrrrrk!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
