- These be jokes 551 - 560 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On March 12, 2006, the grog-addicted Trevor said:
Who's a pirate's favorite golfer?
TiGARRR! Why? Because he is always under pARRR!!
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On December 23, 2009, the sea-bitten Spencer Prentice said:
A pirate is standing in the paper goods aisle of his local grocery store. He's been standing there looking for 30 minutes when the manager comes up and asks, "You have been here for quite awhile sir. Can I help you find something?"
The Pirate turns and says "No matey, I just can't decide between the Bounty or the CHARRRRRRRRmin!"
The Pirate turns and says "No matey, I just can't decide between the Bounty or the CHARRRRRRRRmin!"
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From: I made it up myself, sARRRY to say. |
On September 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship?
Let's get on the ship, men!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 26, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate get for Christmas?
A p-arrrrrrrrrrrrtridge in a pear tree!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it?
He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 12, 2008, barnacle bitten Benni hanna said:
What do pirates drive when they go to port?
A cARRRRRRR!
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From: my mind |
On August 13, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate speak so clearly?
He was very ARRRRrrrrrticulate!
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From: Me noggin' |
On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
They observe the starrrrrrrs!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 16, 2006, chumbucket lickin' relientkbluchic said:
What is a pirate's least favorite veggie?
Arrrrtichoke!!!
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From: Me |
On November 8, 2006, the sea-bitten Doug Price said:
What is a pirate's favorite hobby?
GARRRRdening!
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