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On March 12, 2006, one-legged Trevor said:
Who's a pirate's favorite golfer?
TiGARRR! Why? Because he is always under pARRR!!
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On December 23, 2009, salty ol' Spencer Prentice said:
A pirate is standing in the paper goods aisle of his local grocery store. He's been standing there looking for 30 minutes when the manager comes up and asks, "You have been here for quite awhile sir. Can I help you find something?"

The Pirate turns and says "No matey, I just can't decide between the Bounty or the CHARRRRRRRRmin!"
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From: I made it up myself, sARRRY to say.
On September 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship?
Let's get on the ship, men!
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On March 26, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate get for Christmas?
A p-arrrrrrrrrrrrtridge in a pear tree!
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On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it?
He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it.
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On September 12, 2008, regular scallywag Benni hanna said:
What do pirates drive when they go to port?
A cARRRRRRR!
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From: my mind
On August 13, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate speak so clearly?
He was very ARRRRrrrrrticulate!
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From: Me noggin'
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
They observe the starrrrrrrs!
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On May 16, 2006, seven sea sailin' relientkbluchic said:
What is a pirate's least favorite veggie?
Arrrrtichoke!!!
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From: Me
On November 8, 2006, regular scallywag Doug Price said:
What is a pirate's favorite hobby?
GARRRRdening!
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