- These be jokes 481 - 490 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On November 28, 2006, the scurvy Miss Megan the Wench said:
What does a pirate make his sweaters with?
YARRRn!
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From: Below Decks |
On November 10, 2006, the scurvy A Saavy Sea Lass said:
Why did the pirate only buy half of a recliner?
He only needed to put one leg up!
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From: The files of a Crustacean Rescuer |
On March 3, 2007, captain Stuarrrrrt Hoyle said:
What is a pirate's favourite herb?
Parrrrsley!!
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From: Made it up |
On May 9, 2007, the grog-addicted Nicholus Morrow said:
Who does a pirate hate to see coming over the horizon?
The Coast Guaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
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From: me thought it up |
On April 26, 2011, chumbucket lickin' sherry houle said:
What did the pirate say about his own joke?
ARRRrrre jokes ARRRre betterrrrr!!!
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From: winnipeg |
On March 1, 2007, one-legged Aidan said:
What is a pirate's favourite sweet?
Smarrrrrrrties!
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From: Aidan's brain |
On June 12, 2006, land-lubber Terri said:
What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
An AARRRRrrrrrcheologist!
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From: Me head |
On September 23, 2008, the scurvy causaubon said:
What kind of women do pirates prefer?
CougARRRs!!!
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From: me brain |
On September 10, 2007, the sea-bitten Fracas said:
What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?
A Superstarrrrrrr!
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From: Me noggin |
On September 17, 2007, one-legged Charles said:
Being the son of God, Jesus obviously couldn't grow up to be a pirate, so what did he decide to be?
A CARRRRpenter!
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From: made it up |
