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On December 1, 2008, captain First Mate Purcell said:
What did the pirate say when he stubbed his toe?
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From: My friend Har V D
On December 15, 2008, one-legged yarrrrrrrr mom said:
What did the pirate throw at George W. Bush?
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From: a drunk night at the barrrrrrrr
On July 13, 2006, land-lubber Gammy Legged Phillip said:
What did the pirate do when he brushed his teeth?
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From: my m8 danny
On March 26, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a Pirate’s favorite holiday?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call old pirate weapons?
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On December 16, 2006, the sea-bitten fletch said:
Where do pirates work when they retire?
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From: made it up
On September 19, 2008, the sea-bitten evadarrh said:
What sort of camping equipment would a pyrate steal?
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From: me cranium...
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite field sport?
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On March 14, 2007, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
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On September 12, 2009, land-lubber Cap said:
Why wouldn't the pirate eat any beans?
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