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On May 16, 2012, the dreaded Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day |
On June 18, 2011, scurvy knave blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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From: a filthy landlubber, ar! |
On September 18, 2009, the dreaded Harrr harrr harrr said:
What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A butt pirate!!!
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From: Me. |
On March 6, 2015, the most piratical Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
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From: Myself |
On May 13, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Anonymous Pirate said:
Did you hear about the stupid pirate?
Yeah, what a ret-AAAARRRRR-d!
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On February 28, 2006, the grog-addicted Brennan Dewey said:
What was the Scottish pirate's favorite folk song?
Whiskey in the Jarrr!!!
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From: my brain |
On July 11, 2006, land-lubber Charles Hanion said:
What's the favorite part of a birthday party for a pirate?
Da-balloons!!
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From: Tennessee |
On July 16, 2006, one-legged Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
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From: Orcas Island |
On October 5, 2009, one-legged Tim M said:
Why did the pirate swing at the 3-0 pitch?
He didn't want to walk... the plank.
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From: Baseball |
