- These be jokes 991 - 995 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actress?
Hillarrrrrrry Swank!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's least favorite animated film?
The CARRRrrre BEARRrrrs Movie!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
People tend to mistakenly think a pirate's lifestyle is what?
Carrrrrrre-free!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite mammal?
A HARRrrrrre.
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate know the future?
By using Tarrrrrrot Carrrrrds!
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