
On September 17, 2015, one-eyed Sonny A. said:
          What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
                    
                        He uses his ayePhone to call Uberrrrr.
                      
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               From: Half original/ half I looted from other pirates              | 
          










          
          

