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On October 14, 2007, seven sea sailin' D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.
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