Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!
Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.
On March 15, 2006, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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Thar be plenty more where that came from!Fire starboard! Another joke!
Check out the Captain's Blarrrg, last written on September 18:
" Avast! On this year's Talk Like a Pirate Day, the crew at PirateJokes.net be happy t' say that we've passed our 1,000th pirate joke!
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Yarrrgh matey, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1012 jokes below deck!