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Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!
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goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
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Fire starboard! Another joke!
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" Arrrgh! Can ye heartily believe it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day once again, matey? Aye, it be true... it says so right here on the..." See more!
Yarrrgh matey, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1052 jokes below deck!