On July 26, 2006, one-legged Legions of Saiyan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Beatle?
Ringo StAARRRRRR!
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On July 26, 2006, one-eyed Geneva said:
Why do old pirates need hooks?
Because they get ARRRRRRR-thritis!
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On July 26, 2006, the most piratical Nick said:
Why do pirates like communists?
Because of the U.S.S.AARRRRRRRRR!
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On July 26, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Nick said:
Why do Korean pirates hate Americans?
General MacARRRRRRthur!
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On July 26, 2006, scurvy knave Nick said:
Where is a little pirate's favorite place to play catch?
In the backyARRRRRRD!
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On July 26, 2006, scurvy dog Geneva said:
Who is a pirate's favorite World War I figure?
ARRRRRRRchduke Ferdinand!
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On July 26, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Second to Last Living Ninja Pirate said:
How did the Asian pirate die?
SAAARRRRRRRS!
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On July 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Gillian A. said:
Why did the pirate wave the Jolly Roger at church?
Because he was a Chaaaaaarismatic Christian!
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On July 22, 2006, scurvy dog moxley said:
Why do pirates stink?
Because of their ARRRRrrrm pits!
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On July 20, 2006, land-lubber Mark said:
What is a pirate's favorite Toyota?
The YARRRRRRRrrrrrris!
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On July 19, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' the bible bucaneer said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Have BARRRRRRrgh-B-Qs!
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On July 19, 2006, scurvy dog Kathy said:
What do you call a pirate's fear of spiders?
AAARRRRrrachnophobia!!
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On July 18, 2006, captain Captain FeatherSword said:
How do pirates ship their treasure down a river?
They use a BARRRrrrge!
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On July 16, 2006, barnacle-bitten RRUGGEDBERRRT said:
What is a pirate's favorite movie?
ARRRRRRRmageddon!
On July 16, 2006, scurvy knave Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
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