On September 19, 2006, salty ol' James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
ChAARRRRRRrrred!
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On September 18, 2006, captain Shipmate TicTac said:
How do pirates like their eggs for breakfast?
HAARRRRD boiled!
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On September 18, 2006, the most piratical Daniel said:
What's a pirate's favorite Bruce Willis movie?
Arrrrrrrrrmageddon!!!
On September 14, 2006, one-eyed Bonney Cap'n Iron Pants Micah said:
What is a pirate's favorite geological land mass?
An ARRRRchapelago!
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On September 14, 2006, the most piratical Lass Al said:
What did the pirate say to his friend when he farted?
Well blow me down!
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On September 8, 2006, salty ol' Karl said:
Where do Soviet pirates come from?
The U.S.S.AAAAARRRRRRrrrgh!!
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On September 7, 2006, land-lubber Patrick said:
What be a pirate's least favorite colour?
MARRRRRRRROON!
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On September 7, 2006, the most piratical Potty the Pirate said:
What do girl pirates get for Christmas?
Baaaaarbie!
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On August 30, 2006, one-legged Huntarrrr said:
Where do pirate's hate to go?
OvARRrrrrrrgh-board!
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On August 24, 2006, land-lubber Court said:
What kind of carrrr does a modern day pirate drive?
A ferrARRRRrrrrri!
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On August 23, 2006, the grog-addicted Beth said:
Why didn't the pirate sail to Hawaii?
It was too fARRRRrrrgghh!
On August 23, 2006, captain Amanda said:
Why do pirates like Harry Potter?
Because he has a scARRRR!!
From: New Jersey · Link hearrrre!
On August 21, 2006, scurvy knave an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate keep his money in?
A JARRRRrrrggh!
On August 21, 2006, the grog-addicted Aaron Kozloff said:
Whats a pirate's favorite cereal?
Captain CAARRRRrrrrgh-unch!
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On August 20, 2006, captain Shane said:
How does a pirate go up three floors?
In an elevatARRRRRrrrgghh!!
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