On June 29, 2006, scurvy knave John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
A cigaaaarrrrrr!
From: Watervliet, NY · Link hearrrre!
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On June 28, 2006, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
Central Parrrrrrk!
From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Ye_olde_Badd_Giokes_and_Other_Deleetid_Nonsense · Link hearrrre!
On June 27, 2006, the scurvy Joey Santilli said:
What is a pirate's favorite song?
We ARRRR The Champions!
From: ARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On June 27, 2006, the grog-addicted Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
From: Made it up myself · Link hearrrre!
On June 25, 2006, one-legged Captain Dave said:
Where is a pirate's favorite inland USA destination?
Arrrrrrrkansas! Where do they go when they get there? The Ozarrrrrrrrks!
From: Houston, Tx · Link hearrrre!
On June 24, 2006, the most piratical gabz said:
Why don't pirates like love?
Because love doesn't end in ARRRRrrr!
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On June 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Sandra Caan said:
What kind of spice does a pirate like to put in his food?
Chilli peppARRRrrrrs!
From: I made it up · Link hearrrre!
On June 21, 2006, regular scallywag Patrick Miller said:
What limb does a pirate never surrender to his enemies?
His Arrrrrrm!
From: Walk the plank: My favourite Pirate philosophy. · Link hearrrre!
On June 20, 2006, one-legged Valarie said:
What does pirate's dog say?
Aaaarrrrrf!
From: Louisville, KY · Link hearrrre!
On June 17, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Jennifer said:
What is a pirate's favorite mythical creature?
The Arrrrgus!
On June 16, 2006, land-lubber John Christensen said:
What is a Pirate's favorite movie series?
STARRRRRR WARRRRRRS!
From: Tofino · Link hearrrre!
On June 16, 2006, the sea-bitten Carl Christensen said:
What does a Pirate's pet lion say?
Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
From: Tofino · Link hearrrre!
On June 14, 2006, one-legged William said:
Whats do get when you put a pirate and a Ninja together?
A Ninjarrrrrrr!
From: My brother · Link hearrrre!
On June 13, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Elise Ali said:
What is a pirate's favorite animal?
An AAAAAArrrdvark!!!
From: my brain · Link hearrrre!
On June 12, 2006, scurvy knave Terri said:
What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
An AARRRRrrrrrcheologist!
From: Me head · Link hearrrre!