On August 20, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's worst nightmare?
His mothArrr...in-law!
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On August 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Laura said:
What do you call a pirate woman with one arm and one leg?
ARRRRLENE!!!
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On August 15, 2006, the scurvy an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do pirates like on their toast?
Orange M-ARRRR-malade!
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On August 14, 2006, captain Nigel Schwartz said:
What does a pirate use to watch his movies?
A V.C.AAAAARRGGH!!!!
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On August 10, 2006, regular scallywag Sheri said:
Whats a pirate's favourite shop?
ARRRRrrrrrrgos!
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On August 7, 2006, scurvy knave HISDISCTYLAN said:
What's a pirate's favorite waterborne parasite?
GiARRRRdia!
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On August 6, 2006, the dreaded Black Djonn said:
What be a pirate's favorite kind of humour?
Sarrrrrrrcasm!!!
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On August 4, 2006, one-legged Phil Hurrup said:
Which of the Rolling Stones is a pirate's favorite?
McJaggAAAARRRRRRRR! (Like everyone else...)
From: Out of me arrrrse! · Link hearrrre!
On August 3, 2006, the most piratical Slade said:
Why do pirates like Mexico?
Because they love to BARRRRrrrrter!
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On August 1, 2006, the dreaded baxxtarrr said:
What is a pirate's favorite ocean animal?
Sharrrrrrrk... sharrrrk...
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On July 31, 2006, one-eyed Michael said:
What does a pirate put under his username?
An AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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On July 30, 2006, the most piratical Mike Hughes, aka Wiggy said:
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just stand around ARRRrrguing about it!
From: From the depths of me mind! · Link hearrrre!
On July 28, 2006, salty ol' Anthony Huspen said:
What's a pirate's favorite pizza topping?
Pep-ARR-oni!
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On July 27, 2006, the grog-addicted RIchard Lindley said:
How does a pirate know what he is going to do today?
He checks his itinerARRRRRY!
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On July 27, 2006, regular scallywag Ashleh Wicks said:
Why did the pirate lose his business?
Because of his CAARRRRRRRRRRbon emissions!
From: me swashbucklin brain · Link hearrrre!