On September 20, 2006, captain Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
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On September 20, 2006, one-legged Mongoman said:
Where do pirates store their vehicles when they are at sea?
In a PARRRrrking GARRRRrrrrage!
From: Me, you scurvy lubbers! · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2006, one-legged Captain Greedle said:
What cell phone service did the pirate use?
He used to use Cingulaaaaarr. But they overchaarrrrrged him. So he switched to Vaaarizon!
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On September 20, 2006, scurvy knave Lackbeard said:
What's a pirate's favourite type of North African market?
A bazaaarrrrgh!!
From: i made it up, lad. · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, the dreaded Eddie Long said:
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking structure?
There were too many CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRS!!
From: My mind · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, captain Genevieve Atkerson said:
What is a pirate receptionist scared of?
Getting CAAARRRRRpal Tunnel!
From: Genevieve Atkerrrson · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Genevieve Atkerson said:
Why did the trendy pirate need a new Blackberry?
He wore out the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR's!
From: Genevieve Atkerrrson · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, the most piratical Shelley S. said:
How did the pirate make it to college?
He was very smAAAAAAAAArt!
From: The greatest mind ever. · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, barnacle-bitten vARRRgie said:
What is a pirate's favorite board game?
MonARRRRpoly!!
From: me brain · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, scurvy dog Cap'n ARRRRT said:
What animal do Australian pirates have as a mascot?
KangARRRRRrrrrooo!
From: Me head · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, the dreaded The saucy wench Romany said:
What does a pirate say after they've been wounded in battle?
That's gonna scAAAAARRR!!
From: Meself! · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted Justin said:
Why don't pirates ever buy houses?
Because they hate YARRRRRRRdwork!
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On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Lynn Shoop said:
Where does a pirate buy his gas?
AARRco!!
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On September 19, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Genevieve Atkerson said:
What's an indie pirate's favorite film?
Garrrrrrrrden State!
From: Genevieve Atkerrrrrrrson · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, one-legged John said:
What's a pirate's favorite television show?
E. AAARRRR!