On September 6, 2007, salty ol' Linda said:
What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
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On August 24, 2007, scurvy dog Lorraine said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHTwheel!
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On August 24, 2007, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHT-wheel!
On August 21, 2007, the most piratical drew and paul said:
How did the pirate make a little extra booty?
He had a YARRRRRd sale!
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On August 19, 2007, seven-sea sailin' jesse n mike said:
What did the pirate movie projectionist say to the little boy?
Hey boy, only PG... nothing ARRRRRRRRRrrrr!
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On August 18, 2007, the scurvy Claire said:
What do pirates like to do in their spare time?
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt!!!
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On August 17, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
From: cow · Link hearrrre!
On August 17, 2007, scurvy dog cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirates favorite margarine?
Parrrrkay!
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On August 17, 2007, seven-sea sailin' roxanne said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with his wife?
Arrrgue!
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On August 17, 2007, salty ol' cocktails on wednesday said:
Where's a pirate hang his hat?
In the Arrrrmoire!
From: cow · Link hearrrre!
On August 15, 2007, regular scallywag rob said:
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
We give 'im Alka SeltzARRRR!
From: me own brain · Link hearrrre!
On August 14, 2007, the most piratical Marlo Diaz said:
What's white and hops around a pirate ship?
Arrrrrrrrrabbit!
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On August 14, 2007, scurvy dog Katherine Edwards said:
What is a pirate's favourite musical instrument?
A HAAARRRRRP!
From: My head · Link hearrrre!
On August 8, 2007, the most piratical Sharktooth Angie and Pirate Azreal the off white said:
How do you know a true pirate?
We've got scaaARRRGHHs!!!!!
From: The heAARRT. · Link hearrrre!
On August 1, 2007, land-lubber Alex Hazzard said:
what is a pirate's favourite perfume for the ladies?
Elizabeth Aaaaarrrrrden!
From: myself · Link hearrrre!