On September 18, 2007, the dreaded olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
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On September 18, 2007, the grog-addicted little timmy tucker said:
What's a pirate's favorite phone network?
TelstrARRRRRR!
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On September 17, 2007, one-legged Charles said:
What scurvy dog alleges Lee Harvey Oswald only shot one bullet?
ARRlen Specter!
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On September 17, 2007, the most piratical Charles said:
What do pirate kids in pirate school do that makes the class burst out laughing?
ARRmpit FARRRts!
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On September 17, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Charles said:
What does a pirate do when he's sued?
Go for ARRbitration!
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On September 17, 2007, scurvy knave Charles said:
What does a pirate celebrate before lent?
MARRdi Gras!
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On September 17, 2007, scurvy dog Charles said:
What do you call a pirate who can't move his arms or his legs?
PARRalyzed!
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On September 17, 2007, salty ol' Charles said:
Being the son of God, Jesus obviously couldn't grow up to be a pirate, so what did he decide to be?
A CARRRRpenter!
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On September 17, 2007, land-lubber Charles said:
Where does a pirate go to look for long-forgotten books?
The ARRchives!
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On September 17, 2007, captain Charles said:
Why did the pirate visit the Sistine Chapel?
To admire the ARRchitecture!
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On September 17, 2007, one-eyed Charles said:
What's a pirate philosopher's dictum?
Cogito, ARRGO sum.
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On September 12, 2007, the scurvy John-Peter said:
A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn. The pirate said...
We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!
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On September 10, 2007, the most piratical Fracas said:
What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?
A Superstarrrrrrr!
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On September 8, 2007, salty ol' evan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite singer?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!
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On September 7, 2007, one-eyed George said:
What do you call an insane pirate?
BizzARRRRRRRRE!!!
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