On November 1, 2007, captain andrea said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
CHARRRRRRED!!!!!
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On October 31, 2007, the most piratical Svend Bramer said:
How did the pirate measure his ship?
He used a YAARRRdstick!
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On October 24, 2007, scurvy knave Saucy Sara said:
Who did the pirate have a crush on?
CindAAARRella!
On October 24, 2007, scurvy dog Saucy Sara said:
What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?
Hello DAAAArrrling!
On October 11, 2007, salty ol' Owen said:
What has five eyes, ten ears, and five legs?
Five pirates!
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On October 11, 2007, the dreaded nibbers said:
Why do pirates hate playing Golf?
The never know the YARRDage to the hole!!!!
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On October 7, 2007, the sea-bitten Alex H said:
What does a pirate always fail during a driving test?
pAAAAAAARRallel pAAAAAAAAAARRRking!
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On September 30, 2007, one-eyed LARRRRRRs said:
How do pirates like their math homework?
hARRRRRd!
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On September 24, 2007, captain Captain Frank-N-Spank & Tarsha said:
What does a pirate have after he works out at the gym?
Stanky ARRRRrrrrm-pits!
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On September 24, 2007, one-legged Captain Frank-N-Spank! said:
How did the pirate find out that his matey was dead?
The Aaarrrrrr-bituary!!!
From: Non Existant Sea of AZ! · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2007, barnacle-bitten Salty Sea Snoop Dogg said:
Who's a pirate's favourite author?
J Aaarrrrggh Aaaarrrggh Tolkien!
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On September 20, 2007, scurvy knave TAarrrsha said:
What's a pirate's favorite animal?
An AARRRmadillo!!
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On September 19, 2007, the scurvy Sloanie said:
Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?
He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!
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On September 19, 2007, captain Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
From: A BARRRRRRR · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2007, one-eyed Dan Brannan said:
What's a pirates favorite nucleic acid? (this is a smart pirate)
ArrrrrrNA! (RNA)
From: Nerdy students of biology · Link hearrrre!