On July 8, 2007, the grog-addicted Capt Crabby said:
What part of the Bible does a pirate like to read?
The story about the ARRRRrrrrrk!
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ARR! Jokes
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On July 3, 2007, scurvy knave Kalli said:
What's a pirate's favorite car?
A FerrARRRRRRRRRRRi!
From: Wee lil mellow Will · Link hearrrre!
On July 2, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Captin Fry Inpan said:
What is a pirates favorite party video game?
D-D-Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!
From: Made it up · Link hearrrre!
On June 28, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Jay said:
What's a pirate's favorite soup?
Beef BAARRRRRRRRHley!
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On June 28, 2007, barnacle-bitten Hunter said:
What do pirates like for Christmas?
Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds!
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On June 21, 2007, scurvy knave BrianYeButcher said:
The people that make all of these ARR! jokes should be what?
ARRested!
From: The Questionable Humor Of Others · Link hearrrre!
On June 20, 2007, land-lubber Sam said:
What was the pirate philosopher named?
ARRRR-chimedes!
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On June 17, 2007, the dreaded Vern Vartdal said:
Where does a pirate go to find a hamburger?
The golden ARRRRRRches!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On June 15, 2007, the most piratical Jake said:
What's the name of a Russian pirate captain?
The CZARRRRRR!
From: A joke in my world history class · Link hearrrre!
On June 13, 2007, the scurvy Zach Doney said:
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
From: From me own scurvy hide. · Link hearrrre!
On June 5, 2007, the grog-addicted Sean Peterson said:
What kind of school does a pirate fear more than a school of sharks?
A school of lawyers!
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On June 1, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Chimpboy said:
Why do pirates sail in boats?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRrrrrrss!
On May 29, 2007, one-legged Tony said:
What rating did the MPAA give to the pirate movie?
PG-13, because it contained graphic violence, salty language and pAAAAArrrr-tial nudity!
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On May 28, 2007, the most piratical rbinck said:
Why do pirates operate on the high seas?
They be afraid of the ARRRRmy!
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On May 24, 2007, one-legged jeremy said:
What happened to the pirate who fell in love with a girl?
They had an ARRrrrrrr rated affair!
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