On May 14, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's least favourite drink?
VinegAAARRRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, scurvy dog Pirate Steve said:
Why did the pirate buy a couch for his ship?
So he could be at his leisAAARRRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, salty ol' Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite weapon?
A daggAAARRRRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, the dreaded Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate call his crewman?
A swashbuckleAARRRRRR!
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On May 13, 2006, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Did you hear about the stupid pirate?
Yeah, what a ret-AAAARRRRR-d!
On May 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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On May 12, 2006, the scurvy Colin said:
Which British singers do pirates love?
Jarrrrrrrrrrrvis Cocker and Chris Marrrrrrrrrtin!
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On May 12, 2006, the grog-addicted Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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On May 12, 2006, regular scallywag Redruth said:
A man walks into a pet store and says, "I'm playing Long John Silver in the play Treasure Island, and I'm looking for a parrot. Can you sell me one?" The pet store owner says, "You don't want a real parrot, it'll squawk all the time and poop on your shoulder, and what if it falls off during the play?" The man says, "Well, I want to be as realistic as possible." The pet store owner says, "I've got a stuffed parrot you can use. Can you pick it up on Thursday?"
"Oh, I can't come on Thursday. That's when I'm getting my leg cut off."
"Oh, I can't come on Thursday. That's when I'm getting my leg cut off."
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On May 11, 2006, one-legged Redruth, servant to Squire Trelawney said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with Santa Claus?
Yo ho ho ho!
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On May 11, 2006, barnacle-bitten Captain Karikas said:
What do pirates have in common with serial killers?
They both have pieces of eight lying about the house!
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On May 11, 2006, scurvy knave John Brian Losh said:
What did the pirate do when he drank too much?
He barrrrrrrrrrrfed!
On May 11, 2006, scurvy dog Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite teen drama?
BevARRRRRRRRly Hills, 90210
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On May 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favourite appliance?
The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
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On May 11, 2006, salty ol' Captain Karikas said:
How do pirates know what day it is?
They look on their calendARRRRgghh!!!
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