On June 18, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Curly Tim said:
What do ye call a black Pirate?
A 'Pirate', ye racist scoundral!
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On June 17, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Jennifer said:
What is a pirate's favorite mythical creature?
The Arrrrgus!
On June 16, 2006, land-lubber John Christensen said:
What is a Pirate's favorite movie series?
STARRRRRR WARRRRRRS!
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On June 16, 2006, the sea-bitten Carl Christensen said:
What does a Pirate's pet lion say?
Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On June 14, 2006, captain Todd TePoel said:
How did the pirate learn how to read?
"Hooked" on phonics!
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On June 14, 2006, one-legged William said:
Whats do get when you put a pirate and a Ninja together?
A Ninjarrrrrrr!
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On June 13, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Elise Ali said:
What is a pirate's favorite animal?
An AAAAAArrrdvark!!!
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On June 12, 2006, scurvy knave Terri said:
What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
An AARRRRrrrrrcheologist!
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On June 12, 2006, the dreaded Terri Enriquez said:
Why did the pirate like Noah?
Because he built an AARRRRrrrk!
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On June 9, 2006, one-eyed thingythekid said:
What's a tongue-tied Pirate called?
InARRticulate!
On June 7, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Andy said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch!
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On June 7, 2006, barnacle-bitten DJ Assault said:
What does a pirate want for Christmas?
Big booty!
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On June 3, 2006, the sea-bitten Me name be Bonnie from Beaufarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt near the Arrrrrrrrrch said:
Why did the two pirate captains have a fight?
Because they're ARRRrrrch enemies!
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On June 2, 2006, the scurvy Pink beard said:
What is a pirate's favourite nut?
ARRRrrrrmonds!
On May 31, 2006, captain Captain Wood said:
Why did the pirate move to Hollywood?
To become a movie stARRRRR!
From: Self · Link hearrrre!