On April 9, 2006, one-legged Jeremy McCormick said:
Where do pirates put their stuff at the gym?
In Davey Jones' Locker.
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On April 5, 2006, the most piratical Tracy said:
What's a pirate's favorite coffee spot?
Starrrrrrrbucks
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On March 26, 2006, scurvy knave The dread pirates Jason and Katy said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrget!! Why? Because of all the barrrrrrrgains!
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On March 15, 2006, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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On March 15, 2006, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On March 15, 2006, one-legged Cap'n Karikas (Danise in Florida) said:
A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
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On March 13, 2006, one-eyed Cap'n Ball said:
Why couldn't the pirate eat any more pizza?
Because of all the pieces he ate....
On March 12, 2006, the most piratical damo said:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Illsick ya in Davey Jones' locker if ya don't let me in!
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On March 12, 2006, barnacle-bitten Trevor said:
Who's a pirate's favorite golfer?
TiGARRR! Why? Because he is always under pARRR!!
On March 11, 2006, scurvy dog pirate no beard said:
Why are pirates, pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRR!
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On March 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Will said:
What food group does a pirate leave out when he is on a diet?
CaRRRRRRRbs!
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On March 9, 2006, salty ol' Michael Ennis said:
Who's Yellowbeard's favorite hockey player?
Jarrrr-omir JaaaagRRRRRRR!
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On March 8, 2006, the dreaded Robert Paul McMahon said:
How many pirates with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Want to steal loot.
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On February 28, 2006, the sea-bitten Brian Thiel said:
Turns out Captain Blackbeard is a trekkie. Who is his favorite Star Trek character?
Commander WhARRRRRrf!!!
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On February 28, 2006, the scurvy Brennan Dewey said:
Which type of spanish verbs are the easiest for pirates to conjugate?
A-RRRR verbs.
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