On May 30, 2006, scurvy dog christina said:
What does a pirate do with Santa Claus?
Sing Yo Ho Ho!
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On May 25, 2006, captain John E. Hafemeister said:
Where do pirates bury their dead?
Arrrrrlington National Cemetary!
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On May 24, 2006, one-legged Pirate Steve said:
Why did the pirate buy a plane?
Because he wanted to be an aviatAAARRRRR!!!
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On May 22, 2006, one-legged Warren said:
What's a good name for a pirate?
ARRRRRRnold!
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On May 20, 2006, the most piratical Jonny Bucco said:
What does a pirate from Boston say?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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On May 17, 2006, barnacle-bitten J Dawg said:
Why did the pirate have to go to the pharmacy?
Because he had the faaaarrrrrrrrts!
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On May 16, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Dale Heffernan said:
When a pirate goes shopping, what does he want?
A barrrrrgain!
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On May 16, 2006, salty ol' relientkbluchic said:
What is a pirate's least favorite veggie?
Arrrrtichoke!!!
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On May 16, 2006, land-lubber Patrick RRRRYYan said:
What is a pirate's favorite name for his kid?
Carrrrrrrll!
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On May 15, 2006, captain Pirate Tom said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast cereal?
Lucky Charrrrms!
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On May 14, 2006, one-legged Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate move in when he was a baby?
A pre-ambulatAAARRRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, one-eyed Pirate Steve said:
How did the pirate know that they where walking into an ambush?
Because he was a smAAAARRRRt fightARRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, the most piratical Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate say when he left the ship?
I'll come back latAARRRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Pirate Steve said:
Why did the cabin boy walk the plank?
Because he was a slackAAARRRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, barnacle-bitten Pirate Steve said:
What animal ate the pirate's hand?
An aligatARRRRR!
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