On September 20, 2006, regular scallywag Gary D. Cannon said:
What's a pirate's favorite type of wine?
ChAAARRRRRRRdonay!
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On September 20, 2006, one-legged Captain Greedle said:
What cell phone service did the pirate use?
He used to use Cingulaaaaarr. But they overchaarrrrrged him. So he switched to Vaaarizon!
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On September 20, 2006, one-eyed Captain Greedle said:
What be a pirate's favorite way of listening to music?
He buys them on ayeTunes with his ayeMac and puts them on his ayePod!
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On September 20, 2006, scurvy knave Lackbeard said:
What's a pirate's favourite type of North African market?
A bazaaarrrrgh!!
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On September 19, 2006, the dreaded Eddie Long said:
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking structure?
There were too many CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRS!!
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On September 19, 2006, captain A Kanzler said:
What does a pirate use to play drinking games?
Bar Nickles (barnacles)!
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On September 19, 2006, scurvy knave Bryce said:
A pirate was standing on the crow's nest and then he slipped and fell. He fell through the first floor, then he fell through the second floor, then he fell through the third floor and hit the bottom floor of the ship!
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
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On September 19, 2006, land-lubber Genevieve Atkerson said:
Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
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On September 19, 2006, captain Genevieve Atkerson said:
What is a pirate receptionist scared of?
Getting CAAARRRRRpal Tunnel!
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On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Genevieve Atkerson said:
Why did the trendy pirate need a new Blackberry?
He wore out the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR's!
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On September 19, 2006, the most piratical Shelley S. said:
How did the pirate make it to college?
He was very smAAAAAAAAArt!
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On September 19, 2006, barnacle-bitten vARRRgie said:
What is a pirate's favorite board game?
MonARRRRpoly!!
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On September 19, 2006, scurvy dog Cap'n ARRRRT said:
What animal do Australian pirates have as a mascot?
KangARRRRRrrrrooo!
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On September 19, 2006, the dreaded The saucy wench Romany said:
What does a pirate say after they've been wounded in battle?
That's gonna scAAAAARRR!!
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On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted Justin said:
Why don't pirates ever buy houses?
Because they hate YARRRRRRRdwork!
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