On October 13, 2006, the scurvy Bruin said:
Why do pirates revere the Three Wise Men?
Because they came from afAAAAAAAAAR!
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On October 13, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
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On October 13, 2006, regular scallywag Bruin said:
How do you scare away a pirate?
You tell him you've got a colony of termites, and you're not afraid to use it!
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On October 13, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite American president?
F. D. ARRRRRRRR!
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On October 13, 2006, one-eyed Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite Oldsmobile model?
A Cutlass!
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On October 11, 2006, salty ol' Tatiana said:
What's a pirate's favorite sports drink?
GatARRRRRade!
On October 6, 2006, salty ol' Rachel said:
What's a pirate's favorite beer?
PBArrrrgh!
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On October 6, 2006, the dreaded Davy Jones said:
What kind of laundry detergent do pirates like best?
Tide!
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On October 6, 2006, land-lubber Anonymous said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop for clothes?
Old Navy!
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On October 6, 2006, the sea-bitten Anonymous said:
What did the captain say to the crew on his 80th birthday?
I'mmmmmmm-Eighty!
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On October 5, 2006, the scurvy Capt' Bozo said:
Why don't pirates play sports?
There is no AYE in team!
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On October 2, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Bruin said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the light bulb, and two to resuscitate the forth pirate who got his hook caught in the socket!
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On September 30, 2006, captain Bruin said:
What are pirates a part of?
Avast Conspiracy!
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On September 30, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
Where do upscale pirates go for dinner?
Boston MARRRRRRRRket!
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On September 29, 2006, barnacle-bitten Justine said:
Where do pirate students go to on a class trip?
The Arrrrrrrt Museum!
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