On September 28, 2006, scurvy knave burnsy said:
Where did the pirate go for a drink?
To the barrrrrrgh!
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On September 27, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Haley Smith said:
What does a pirate call an open door?
Ajarrrrrrrrr!
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On September 25, 2006, captain Kerens said:
What do pirate captains do with their old log books?
They ARRRRRRRRRchive them!
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On September 22, 2006, salty ol' Low Class Mo said:
What is a pirate's favorite computer game (not including Sid Meier's Pirates!)?
StarrrrrrrrrrCraft!
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On September 22, 2006, land-lubber owen said:
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!
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On September 22, 2006, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their jam?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrggh!!!!!!!
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On September 21, 2006, regular scallywag evilalicia said:
What's a pirate's favorite herb?
PARRRRsley!
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On September 21, 2006, the most piratical ava said:
What did the pirate get when he cut himself in a battle?
A SCAAAAARRRrrrrr!
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On September 21, 2006, scurvy knave pegleg said:
What do you call a reptilian pirate?
A dinoSAAAARRRRRrrrrr!!!
On September 21, 2006, salty ol' ava said:
What do Voldemort's pirate followers send up into the sky with their wands?
The DARRRRrrk MARRRRRrrrrk!
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On September 21, 2006, land-lubber ava said:
How do most pirates die?
1) CAAARRrrrrdiac ARRrrrest 2) HeARRRrrrt cancARRR!!
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On September 21, 2006, the grog-addicted ava said:
Why did the man have to become a pirate?
He didn't learn the 3 ARRRRRRRs!
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On September 20, 2006, captain Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
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On September 20, 2006, one-legged Mongoman said:
Where do pirates store their vehicles when they are at sea?
In a PARRRrrking GARRRRrrrrage!
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On September 20, 2006, the grog-addicted Suryakant said:
A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
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