On November 3, 2006, scurvy knave cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck!
Every joke in the hold
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On November 2, 2006, seven-sea sailin' JACK SPARROW said:
What did the pirate ride to work?
A seahorse!!
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On October 31, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' jessereno said:
How do pirates in New York City get home?
They take the AARRRR train!
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On October 31, 2006, land-lubber Wiggy said:
Why do pirates like treasure?
Because it spARRRkles!
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On October 28, 2006, barnacle-bitten rikki said:
What is a pirate's favourite monkey?
An ARRRRrrrrrr-angutan!
On October 28, 2006, the dreaded Justin Taylor Landis said:
What does a pirate's dog say?
Arrrrrrrrf!!
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On October 26, 2006, scurvy knave Ann said:
What did the young pirate say when told that he wasn't allowed to cuss?
Daaarrrrn!
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On October 26, 2006, scurvy dog Ann said:
How do two pirates prove their strength?
They ARRRRRRRM wrestle!
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On October 22, 2006, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate have a heart attack?
He had a clogged ARRRRrrrr-tery!!
On October 17, 2006, the most piratical Machete Dan said:
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRsonist!
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On October 17, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of whiskey?
Makers MARRRRRRRk!
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On October 17, 2006, barnacle-bitten Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of rum?
BacARRRRRRRdi DARRRRRRRk!
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On October 17, 2006, scurvy knave Bruin said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To ARRRRRRive at the other side!
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On October 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Rick & Saul said:
How do pirates get from Ship to Ship
By Taxi Crab!
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On October 17, 2006, salty ol' Tony said:
Why didn't the pirate want to go to the store?
It was too FAAARRRRRR!!
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