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On June 15, 2007, scurvy knave Comanda Panda said:
How do you judge a pirate's intelligence?
With an Aye-Q test!
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On June 14, 2007, the grog-addicted Ken R. said:
What did the pirate say at the golf course?
I may tee.
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On June 11, 2007, barnacle bitten piping plover said:
Why do pirates go to the opera?
For the arrrrias and high c's!
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From: Captain Mongo
On June 3, 2007, scurvy knave chil said:
Why did the pirate blush?
Because the sea-weed!
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On May 22, 2007, regular scallywag Richard Tyrone Jones said:
Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
S'currrrvey!
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