On March 20, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do for fun?
They play caaaarrrrds.
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On March 20, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates cook their food?
With laaaarrrrrd.
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On March 20, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
With the staaaaaarrrrrs.
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On March 20, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a pirate go to drink?
A baaaaarrrr.
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On March 20, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate drive on vacation?
An AAAARRRRRRRRR V.
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On March 20, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite television show?
The ARRRsenio Hall Show!
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On March 20, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
AARRRRGGHentina!
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On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What size mug of whiskey does a pirate order?
LaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
I heard national pirate month is in January.
I think it should be in MaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHch.
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On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
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On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it?
He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it.
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On March 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
They buy an ARRRdvark!
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On March 19, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do nerd pirates do in high school?
They run the video projectaaaaaaaaar.
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On March 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why are pirates so mean?
They just Arrrrrrrgh!
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On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Who was the pirate's favorite basketball player?
Kareem Abdul JabAARRRGGGHHH!!!
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