On April 11, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say on party invitations?
ARRRRrrrrggghhh.S.V.P.
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On March 26, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's refrigerator called?
A Frigid-arrr!
From: http://www.midatlanticsail.com/sailing_humor.htm · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does the Pirate get his coffee?
Starrrrrrrrrrrbucks!
From: http://www.xtra-rant.com/2001/12/29/209/ · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate get for Christmas?
A p-arrrrrrrrrrrrtridge in a pear tree!
From: http://www.xtra-rant.com/2001/12/29/209/ · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a Pirate’s favorite holiday?
Arrrrrrrrbor Day!
From: http://www.xtra-rant.com/2001/12/29/209/ · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate who injured his knee get?
Arrrrrrrrthroscopic surgery!
From: http://www.xtra-rant.com/2001/12/29/209/ · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the old Pirate get?
Arrrrrrrrthritis!
From: http://www.xtra-rant.com/2001/12/29/209/ · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate get fired by his boss?
They got into an ARR-gument!
From: http://mattschuh.blogs.com/mws/2004/11/pirate_joke_5.html · Link hearrrre!
On March 24, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why was the pirate thrown out of the casino?
For cheatin' at carrrrrrrrds!
From: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/descolada99/150429 · Link hearrrre!
On March 24, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate go to Vietnam?
Because of his fallen arrrrrrrrches!
From: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/descolada99/150426 · Link hearrrre!
On March 24, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?
On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
From: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/descolada99/150424 · Link hearrrre!
On March 24, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate hit with his car?
An arrrrrmadillo!
From: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/descolada99/47160 · Link hearrrre!
On March 24, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does it mean when a pirate coughs?
He's got sarrrrrrrrrrrrs.
From: http://gominosensei.org/2003/05/pirate-jokes · Link hearrrre!
On March 24, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Who will pirates in California vote for in the race for governor?
Arrrrrrnold!
From: http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/2003/09/15/pirate_jokes.shtml · Link hearrrre!
On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates like their hamburgers?
Chaaaarrrrrbroiled.
From: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=668362 · Link hearrrre!