On September 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call an Elvish Pirate?
Aaaaaarrrr-wen!
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On September 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What do they teach pirates in school?
The 3 arrrrrgggggghhhhhsss!
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On September 19, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can a pirate with two wooden legs go?
Not very fARRRRR!
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On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do software pirates put their plunder?
On a CD-Arrrrrrggh!
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On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
ARRRRRRRRGGGHH!!
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On September 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite gas?
Arrrrrrrgon!
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On September 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you know Noah was a pirate?
He built an ARRRRrrgggghhk!
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On September 16, 2005, barnacle-bitten June Zmolek said:
What comic strip in the Sunday funnies do pirates like ?
AAArrrchie
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On September 16, 2005, scurvy knave June Zmolek said:
What is a pirates favorite tree?
Arrrborvitae
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On September 16, 2005, scurvy dog June Zmolek said:
Where does a pirate buy his moonshine?
Arrrrrrkanas
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On September 9, 2005, the scurvy T. O'Brien said:
How does a pirate like to go camping?
In an ARRRRRRGH-V!
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On August 13, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate speak so clearly?
He was very ARRRRrrrrrticulate!
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On August 1, 2005, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Which Star Wars character is really a pirate?
Aarrrrgghh-2-d-2
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On July 25, 2005, the scurvy Justin Sheedy said:
Why did the Pirate go to Law School?
To pass the Barrrr!
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On April 11, 2005, scurvy knave Jason said:
What does a hungry pirate (a pirate named Miko) say?
Arrrrrrrr ya gonna eat that?
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