On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
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On March 19, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do nerd pirates do in high school?
They run the video projectaaaaaaaaar.
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast
IIIIIIHOP.
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On March 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why are pirates so mean?
They just Arrrrrrrgh!
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On March 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Who was the pirate's favorite basketball player?
Kareem Abdul JabAARRRGGGHHH!!!
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On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the rapper pirate say?
Shiver me timberlands!
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On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates eat fast food?
Arrrrrrrrrrby's.
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On March 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
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On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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On March 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!
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On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships Ahoy.
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's second-choice job?
An arrrrrrchitect!
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