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On May 31, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean, one with a booty of red paint and one with a blue paint. What happened when the ships collided?
They were marooned!
On April 11, 2005, scurvy knave Jason said:
What does a hungry pirate (a pirate named Miko) say?
Arrrrrrrr ya gonna eat that?
On April 11, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say on party invitations?
ARRRRrrrrggghhh.S.V.P.
On March 26, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's refrigerator called?
A Frigid-arrr!
On March 26, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What would you do if you saw ten great big hairy pirates coming toward you?
Hope they were going to a fancy dress party!
On March 26, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they're shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore.
On March 26, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there!
On March 26, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath?
They wanted to make a clean getaway!
On March 26, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does the Pirate get his coffee?
Starrrrrrrrrrrbucks!
On March 26, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate get for Christmas?
A p-arrrrrrrrrrrrtridge in a pear tree!
On March 26, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a Pirate’s favorite holiday?
Arrrrrrrrbor Day!
On March 26, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate who injured his knee get?
Arrrrrrrrthroscopic surgery!
On March 26, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the old Pirate get?
Arrrrrrrrthritis!
On March 26, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate get fired by his boss?
They got into an ARR-gument!
On March 24, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
I don't know if you guys have heard about this new Pirate corn they've got now.
I guess it's going to be like a buck an ear.
