On March 20, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
ARRRmageddon!
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On March 20, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!
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On March 20, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate know he found land?
He was shore of it!
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On March 20, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite television show?
The ARRRsenio Hall Show!
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On March 20, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
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On March 20, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?
His booty!
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On March 20, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
AARRRRGGHentina!
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On March 20, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!
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On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What size mug of whiskey does a pirate order?
LaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
I heard national pirate month is in January.
I think it should be in MaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHch.
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On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
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On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it?
He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it.
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On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he really likes a song?
ARRRGH that was off the hook!
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On March 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
They buy an ARRRdvark!
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On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say to the jokester?
Aye, walk the prank!
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