On February 28, 2006, the grog-addicted Brennan Dewey said:
What was the Scottish pirate's favorite folk song?
Whiskey in the Jarrr!!!
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On February 28, 2006, regular scallywag Brennan Dewey said:
What does a pirate use to read his future?
Parrot Cards!
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On February 24, 2006, the most piratical Brennan Dewey said:
What is a pirate's favorite Star Trek character?
Tasha Yarrrr!
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On February 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Anita said:
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!
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On February 2, 2006, the dreaded Josh Keller said:
Why do pirates have hooks for hands?
Because they're s'curvy!
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On February 1, 2006, land-lubber Bruce said:
What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy!
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On January 27, 2006, regular scallywag Sonny Garza said:
What is a Pirate's Favorite Car?
Volkswagon.
Why?
Volkswagon.
Why?
Farrrrrrfugnugen!
On January 25, 2006, captain Garhan Attebury said:
Where do pirates save their files?
/vaaaarrrrr!!!
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On January 15, 2006, one-legged Jenny said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
They observe the starrrrrrrs!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite candy?
Starrrrrrrburst!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Transformer?
Starrrrrrrscream!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite tv show?
Starrrrrr Search!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate call safety?
He farrrrrrrted.
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite artist?
Andy Warrrrrrrrhol!
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