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On May 27, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Renee said:
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
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From: Don't remember
On March 24, 2009, chumbucket lickin' GypsyDee said:
What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?
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From: cast away at sea (on the Net)
On January 5, 2015, the most piratical j said:
What does a pirate drink rum from?
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From: From my brain ye bilge rat!!! YARRRRRRR!!!
On November 22, 2014, salty ol' James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on The Price is Right?
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From: My brain.
On November 11, 2007, barnacle bitten Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
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From: A valentine card form last year.
On March 15, 2007, the dreaded gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
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From: ireland
On August 26, 2006, one-eyed Captain Corbin said:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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From: Al Lowe Cyber joke 3000
On September 22, 2006, land-lubber owen said:
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
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From: one of the best, most tolerant teaching assistants ever
On July 13, 2011, the sea-bitten Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
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From: New HampshARRRR
On May 6, 2010, the scurvy Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me.