On March 26, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Bruce Farrar said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?
Cap'n Book!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 121–135 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On June 14, 2006, captain Todd TePoel said:
How did the pirate learn how to read?
"Hooked" on phonics!
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On July 2, 2007, captain Kenny owner of rickshaw dumpling bar said:
What did all the pirates say to the last pirate to come to the party?
Ahoy Latey!!!!
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On February 1, 2006, land-lubber Bruce said:
What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy!
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On May 27, 2012, salty ol' Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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On January 10, 2009, one-eyed me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call 1000 pirates in a room?
Avast conspiracy!
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On September 7, 2006, one-eyed Potty the Pirate said:
Why did the pirate cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!
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On April 3, 2007, one-eyed Tristan said:
What do you call a happy pirate?
A jolly roger!
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On July 8, 2006, the dreaded Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
On September 19, 2011, scurvy knave Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
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On February 13, 2011, one-eyed shawn said:
ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate?
Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
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On March 21, 2009, scurvy knave Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
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On March 22, 2008, the scurvy Kurtis Williams said:
What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!
From: Made it up myself one rum drunkin night · Link hearrrre!
On August 13, 2006, scurvy knave Ruth Goetz said:
What is a pirate's leg most afraid of?
Termites!
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