On October 5, 2006, the scurvy Capt' Bozo said:
Why don't pirates play sports?
There is no AYE in team!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 106–120 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On August 17, 2007, the dreaded Alika said:
What is the name of the pirate tax office?
The Aye. Arrr. S!
From: I might have made it up but am not sure about that (don't want to pirate someone else's joke after all) · Link hearrrre!
On March 14, 2009, the sea-bitten Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
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On February 10, 2010, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What do pirates say before they fight?
"Let's get ready to RUM-ble!"
From: SportsNation at ESPN · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2009, one-legged Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
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On September 19, 2006, captain A Kanzler said:
What does a pirate use to play drinking games?
Bar Nickles (barnacles)!
From: SoKal · Link hearrrre!
On January 23, 2007, the scurvy CGC Rush said:
What do you call a pirate with 8 eyes?
PIIIIIIIIRATE
From: The Coast Garrrrd!!! · Link hearrrre!
On June 10, 2009, land-lubber Travis Bishop said:
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns!
From: Martinsburg, WV · Link hearrrre!
On March 20, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate know he found land?
He was shore of it!
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On October 5, 2009, land-lubber Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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On March 5, 2011, seven-sea sailin' blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
On September 18, 2008, one-legged ppp said:
Why did the sea bed blush?
Because the sea weed!
On June 11, 2007, regular scallywag piping plover said:
Why do pirates go to the opera?
For the arrrrias and high c's!
From: Captain Mongo · Link hearrrre!
On September 26, 2007, the dreaded Coral Cockles said:
Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'?
If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!
From: Whitby International Pirate Society (Wh.I.P.S) · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival · Link hearrrre!