On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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Pirate One-Liners
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On November 10, 2012, captain Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
"I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
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On July 7, 2007, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
When is a pirate like a bird?
When he's a-robbin'!
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On March 9, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast
IIIIIIHOP.
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On May 1, 2006, the dreaded Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
On December 28, 2015, regular scallywag Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
CARRRRbernet!
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On February 15, 2013, one-legged mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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On June 20, 2010, the grog-addicted Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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On May 11, 2006, one-legged Redruth, servant to Squire Trelawney said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with Santa Claus?
Yo ho ho ho!
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On June 24, 2009, salty ol' David Sands said:
Why did the pirate make everyone stand at the back of the ship?
Because he was being very stern!
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On June 28, 2006, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's best feature?
His booty!
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On April 14, 2013, scurvy dog Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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On June 9, 2009, the scurvy Pirate Diva said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!!!!!!
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On November 5, 2008, salty ol' Chelle Webb said:
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
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