On July 4, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Bobilicious said:
Why don't pirates smoke?
Because they wear a patch!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 76–90 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On May 15, 2009, the sea-bitten Ranzoon said:
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it's got a star board!!!!
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On April 7, 2010, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
Did you hear about Apple's new technology for pirates?
The iPatch!
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On May 22, 2007, one-eyed Richard Tyrone Jones said:
Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
S'currrrvey!
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On September 18, 2007, the sea-bitten sassy lass said:
How much are pirate union fees?
An arm and a leg!
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On September 18, 2010, land-lubber Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
From: Jump'in Joe Jaworrrrski · Link hearrrre!
On October 30, 2013, the grog-addicted James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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On May 11, 2006, the grog-addicted Captain Karikas said:
Why do pirates always have a bar of soap tied to them?
So when they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore!
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On February 21, 2010, the scurvy Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships Ahoy.
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On February 3, 2015, one-eyed Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What keeps a parrot on a pirate's shoulder?
Poligrip! (polly-grip)
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On November 11, 2014, scurvy dog Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
Gym lad!!!
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On July 20, 2006, the sea-bitten LIVVE said:
What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?
A nervous wreck!!!!
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On October 6, 2006, the dreaded Davy Jones said:
What kind of laundry detergent do pirates like best?
Tide!
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On September 19, 2007, barnacle-bitten Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.