On September 15, 2007, the scurvy Marc Whitcombe said:
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
Because booty is only shin deep!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 46–60 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On April 5, 2010, scurvy knave Redbeard said:
What be having 8 eyes and 8 legs?
I say nay, it not be a spider... but it be eight pirates! Aarrr!!!!
From: A pirate · Link hearrrre!
On September 18, 2015, the sea-bitten Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
Harrrr-mony!
From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival · Link hearrrre!
On June 23, 2009, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
On September 22, 2011, the grog-addicted Mark T Verbon said:
Why don't Pirates use the metric system?
Because they like to say YARRRRRRRRRD!
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On March 20, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?
His booty!
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On April 28, 2006, one-legged DA Kommisssar said:
What do you call a good looking pirate girl?
Aye Candy!
From: My own twisted mind · Link hearrrre!
On April 9, 2011, one-legged zyla said:
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!!!
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On June 12, 2008, the most piratical Pirate Scum said:
What did the pirate get on the test?
A high sea!
On July 11, 2006, scurvy dog Sazza Harazza, The Queen Of The Yellow Fever Pirate Skanks. said:
What do pirates and gangsters have in common?
They both say "Yo Ho"!
From: Victor Piers Hamilton Montgomery Stitt. · Link hearrrre!
On April 16, 2007, scurvy knave Fly Borchetti said:
What did the pirate say when someone called him a name?
I know you ARRRrrrgh but what am 'aye?!
From: My warped mind · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2008, the most piratical Pam Halter aka Cap'n Ethel Kidd said:
What do ye say to a pirate with one leg?
Hop aboard, matey!
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On August 19, 2008, one-legged pirate Pete said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
He kept stealing everyone's booty!
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On February 15, 2013, one-eyed mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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On January 5, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Brad said:
Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 1: Eye-patchy!
From: Me wench made it up · Link hearrrre!