On March 20, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 31–45 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On June 18, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Curly Tim said:
What do ye call a black Pirate?
A 'Pirate', ye racist scoundral!
From: A fine ale house in the south · Link hearrrre!
On May 23, 2013, the scurvy Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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On February 19, 2010, the grog-addicted Math Teacher! said:
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
From: Pirate's Cove Lore Galore Volume 4 Issue 1 · Link hearrrre!
On April 28, 2011, captain Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
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On March 26, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they're shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore.
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On July 31, 2013, seven-sea sailin' DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
From: Captain Lex · Link hearrrre!
On June 21, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
From: Friends · Link hearrrre!
On March 20, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!
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On September 19, 2011, scurvy dog Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
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On June 10, 2011, the most piratical Captain Rita Book--Mistress of the C'hai Seas said:
What do Jewish Pirates say?
Ahoy vey!
On September 21, 2010, scurvy dog Hanserelli said:
How do pirates talk to each other?
Aye to Aye!! (while covering one eye)
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On May 21, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Kasey said:
What does a pirate with heartburn say?
Arrrr, me hearty!
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On October 2, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Bruin said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the light bulb, and two to resuscitate the forth pirate who got his hook caught in the socket!
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On June 18, 2007, scurvy knave Steph said:
What's funny about a black pirate?
Nothing, ye scurvy racist!