On July 22, 2010, the most piratical James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation · Link hearrrre!
Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 16–30 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On September 28, 2007, scurvy knave The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
From: Me own charred remains of a brain · Link hearrrre!
On July 27, 2006, the sea-bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic · Link hearrrre!
On January 23, 2014, the dreaded Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
On January 23, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas! · Link hearrrre!
On March 15, 2006, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On April 20, 2010, the dreaded Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
From: From me self · Link hearrrre!
On June 12, 2005, captain joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
From: told to me a few years ago... · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On March 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On March 24, 2009, captain GypsyDee said:
What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?
He got Marooned!
From: cast away at sea (on the Net) · Link hearrrre!
On November 11, 2007, barnacle-bitten Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
From: A valentine card form last year. · Link hearrrre!
On March 15, 2007, barnacle-bitten gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
From: ireland · Link hearrrre!
On August 26, 2006, salty ol' Captain Corbin said:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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On August 31, 2008, salty ol' Craig D said:
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!