On September 19, 2008, scurvy knave Drew Baldwin said:
What's a pirates favorite fruit?
Bananas, because they help prevent scurvy.
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Pirate One-Liners
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Long John Silver's!
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On July 23, 2007, the scurvy Lolly lala said:
What's a pirates favorite disease?
Scurrrrrrrrrrrvy!
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On November 27, 2014, one-legged Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
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On September 19, 2011, barnacle-bitten Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
Who cleans the Pirate Captain's bedroom?
A Mer-Maid!
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