On March 3, 2007, one-eyed Elizabeth said:
What kind of fish always makes a pirate laugh?
A clownfish!
Pirate One-Liners
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On September 19, 2008, regular scallywag Eric said:
How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
He has a peg-board leg!!
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On February 28, 2006, regular scallywag Brennan Dewey said:
What does a pirate use to read his future?
Parrot Cards!
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On January 26, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Tim said:
Why did the pirate carry a pocket fan?
So he can blow ye out of the water!
On August 17, 2006, scurvy dog Michele Mellott said:
What's the newest pirate exercise craze?
Pi-Rat-es (like pilates)!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite baseball team?
The Pirates (duh!)
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On May 31, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate captain have for dinner?
Lamb cutlass.
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On August 16, 2006, land-lubber Babette Undertow said:
Who's a Pirate's Spiritual leader?
Siddharrrrrrtha!
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On March 26, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What would you do if you saw ten great big hairy pirates coming toward you?
Hope they were going to a fancy dress party!
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On February 22, 2007, regular scallywag Cptn Andrew McVicar said:
Did you here about the pirate who lost all his money?
He was HOOKED on gambling!!
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On June 21, 2007, scurvy dog Tarrrrrra said:
What's a pirates favorite letter?
P, if it was 'R' they'd be rirates!
On August 17, 2006, salty ol' Claire Foster said:
What do you call a bird named jack?
Jack Sparrow!
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On March 23, 2008, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
What type of woman do pirates find most attractive?
Well, a HARRRRRrrrrrpie of course!!!!
On April 15, 2007, scurvy dog Dom said:
What is a pirate's favourite retail-based sitcom?
ARRRRRe You Being Served?
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On June 20, 2006, seven-sea sailin' victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
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