On April 11, 2007, salty ol' Parrot said:
What electronic music do pirates listen to?
Rum n' Bass!
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Pirate One-Liners
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On November 2, 2006, seven-sea sailin' JACK SPARROW said:
What did the pirate ride to work?
A seahorse!!
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On September 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does the Pirate Santa Claus say at Christmas?
Yo-Ho-Ho-Ho!
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On September 28, 2013, barnacle-bitten Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
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On June 16, 2009, scurvy dog Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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On January 25, 2008, the scurvy Dorde said:
Why aren't there any painkillers on pirate ships?
Because parrots eat them all (parcetamal)!
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On September 16, 2007, the most piratical The guy who thought RAAAAARRR wasn't funny said:
What's a pirate's favorite compression algorithm?
AAAAAAAAARRRRJ
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On September 19, 2008, one-eyed Tom Marchant said:
Why aren't pirates allowed to surf the internet?
Because of "pirated" movies!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite weapon?
A skull and cross-bow!
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On September 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Pirate yell when he starts a fight?
Let's get ready to RUMble!
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On March 13, 2006, one-eyed Cap'n Ball said:
Why couldn't the pirate eat any more pizza?
Because of all the pieces he ate....
On September 15, 2007, the sea-bitten Marc Whitcombe said:
What's a pirate's favourite film?
Resevoir Grogs
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On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What is pirates' favorite pronoun?
Ayyy!!!
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On June 3, 2007, regular scallywag chil said:
Why did the pirate blush?
Because the sea-weed!
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On March 9, 2008, land-lubber Pete Allegretta said:
What did the fortune teller use to read the pirate's fortune?
"Parrot" Cards!
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