On July 25, 2008, the most piratical Marcus said:
Why did the pirate run aground?
His eye-patch was the wrong prescription!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 211–225 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On March 9, 2008, salty ol' Pete Allegretta said:
Where does the pirate put his cows?
In the BARNicle!
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On February 9, 2007, one-eyed Foxmorton said:
What ye be callin' pirate throw-up?
Pieces o'.......ate!
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On May 11, 2006, barnacle-bitten Captain Karikas said:
What do pirates have in common with serial killers?
They both have pieces of eight lying about the house!
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On October 6, 2006, the sea-bitten Anonymous said:
What did the captain say to the crew on his 80th birthday?
I'mmmmmmm-Eighty!
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On March 9, 2008, the dreaded Pete Allegretta said:
What did the pirate do when his friend stepped on his foot?
He became pi-rate!
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On May 15, 2009, captain Taz said:
When the pirates noticed that their skin was rough, they blamed the corsair.
Harrrrr!
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On May 14, 2008, one-legged !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:
What happened to the people who wrote the lame pirate ARRRRrrrrgh jokes?
They got HOOKED!!!
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On June 19, 2008, one-legged CybARRRludite said:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor, err-li in the mornin'?
Put him in charge of the Exxon tanker...
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On March 3, 2007, scurvy knave Capt. Rhone said:
What did the pirate say after he clogged the toilet?
I knew I should have plundered that plunger!
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On April 21, 2007, scurvy dog Jack Sparrow said:
What's a pirate's favourite animal?
A scurvy dog!
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On March 20, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
ARRRmageddon!
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On February 13, 2007, the dreaded Dale said:
What is a pirate's favorite soft drink?
ARRRRR-C Cola!
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On October 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Rick & Saul said:
How do pirates get from Ship to Ship
By Taxi Crab!
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On March 23, 2007, the grog-addicted Diane said:
What did the pirate use to clean his car?
ARRRRmorall!
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