On May 20, 2008, salty ol' canoedad said:
How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 196–210 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On October 13, 2006, one-eyed Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite Oldsmobile model?
A Cutlass!
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On September 13, 2007, land-lubber GAAAAARRRRTH said:
Where do pirates go to work out?
To the JIM LAD!!!!
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On June 7, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Andy said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch!
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On August 3, 2006, barnacle-bitten Dean said:
What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?
Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!
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On October 13, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
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On January 10, 2008, the most piratical Jose said:
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!!!!
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On March 10, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What was the pirate's pet dog named?
Patches!
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On February 22, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What do you call a beautiful pirate captain?
Davy Jones' looker!
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On March 20, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!
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On August 27, 2010, the scurvy Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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On March 25, 2007, the dreaded Eve said:
What does a pirate say to his dog when it's time to go for a walk?
Arrrgh, it's time to walk the plank ye sea dog!
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On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say to the jokester?
Aye, walk the prank!
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On December 2, 2008, scurvy knave Lucky Rocket said:
Why did the pirate send his hot dog back at Nathan's?
Because it was a salty dog!
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On May 30, 2006, scurvy dog christina said:
What does a pirate do with Santa Claus?
Sing Yo Ho Ho!
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