Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 181–195 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On September 18, 2012, the grog-addicted The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
On September 29, 2010, scurvy knave Captn Crunch said:
Why can't tree-huggers be pirates?
Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!!
On September 20, 2006, regular scallywag Gary D. Cannon said:
What's a pirate's favorite type of wine?
ChAAARRRRRRRdonay!
On June 7, 2006, barnacle-bitten DJ Assault said:
What does a pirate want for Christmas?
Big booty!
On March 4, 2007, captain cpt gerry two patches said:
How would you recognise an Irish pirate?
He has a patch over both eyes!
On August 1, 2006, land-lubber Jeremy said:
Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
On December 31, 2010, the sea-bitten Rondo Goldwyn said:
'Ow does ye fix a cranky pirate?
Spray 'em with Sea Arggh Sea!!!
On March 8, 2006, the dreaded Robert Paul McMahon said:
How many pirates with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Want to steal loot.
On September 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship?
Let's get on the ship, men!
On July 18, 2006, the scurvy Alex said:
Why is the pirate captain never worried about ripped sails?
He's never short on patches!
On March 12, 2011, the most piratical Austin's rockin' Realtor® said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with a cell phone?
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
On June 20, 2006, scurvy dog victor said:
Whats a pirate's favourite colour?
Depends on the pirate.
On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!
On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the rapper pirate say?
Shiver me timberlands!
On March 14, 2007, salty ol' Long Jon Silver said:
What is a pirate's favorite cereal?
Cap'n Crunch!
