On March 26, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 166–180 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On March 26, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath?
They wanted to make a clean getaway!
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On September 19, 2006, the scurvy Joseph said:
What do pirates like to do in their free time?
Watch pirated DVD's, Arrrrgh!
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On July 15, 2006, the dreaded Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite pasta?
MacARRRRrrrroni!
From: MandiVegas · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he really likes a song?
ARRRGH that was off the hook!
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On June 22, 2007, barnacle-bitten The Scurvy Giver said:
How did the pirate clean the golden floor?
With a treasure mop.
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On June 22, 2010, the sea-bitten Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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On February 2, 2006, the dreaded Josh Keller said:
Why do pirates have hooks for hands?
Because they're s'curvy!
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On July 12, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A Pie Rat!
On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.
From: http://www.prometheusradio.org/piratejokes.html · Link hearrrre!
On July 15, 2006, land-lubber Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
A marrrggarita!
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On November 10, 2006, scurvy knave A Saavy Sea Lass said:
Why did the pirate only buy half of a recliner?
He only needed to put one leg up!
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On September 19, 2007, the dreaded Emily said:
Why couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade?
Because, he only knew on letter..."ARRRRRRR!"
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On May 30, 2008, scurvy knave Phillip McGuinness said:
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c!!!
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On September 11, 2006, the scurvy Maxwell Jack said:
What do you call a mathematically intelligent buccaneer?
A PI-rat (PI= 3.14)
From: Math class · Link hearrrre!