On February 1, 2014, scurvy knave an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirates favourite song?
Gang-plank style!
Pirate One-Liners
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What happens when you cross a pirate with an octopus?
You get a guy with nine arms and a cannon.
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On May 12, 2006, the grog-addicted Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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On June 25, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Doug said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
Becasue he kept stealing everyone's booty!
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On November 5, 2007, the grog-addicted Salty Cayman Dog said:
How do pirates make their money?
By hook or by crook!
On April 30, 2006, the scurvy Muel said:
What did the 100 year old pirate say when he saw a ghost?
Arrrrr, me HEARTY!
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On October 18, 2007, one-legged Captain Murrrrrrphy said:
What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!
From: a harrrrrd night out with me crew!!! · Link hearrrre!
On June 20, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their bathrooms?
On the poop deck!
On August 26, 2010, the grog-addicted Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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On September 8, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Gabbi said:
Why was fishing the pirate's favorite pastime?
Argh, because he was hooked!!
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On July 24, 2007, the dreaded Jack Sparrow said:
While playing poker, what did the captain say to his first mate when he spilled rum all over the cards?
ARRrrgh matey, swab the deck!!!!
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On April 9, 2006, one-legged Jeremy McCormick said:
Where do pirates put their stuff at the gym?
In Davey Jones' Locker.
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On March 12, 2006, the most piratical damo said:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Illsick ya in Davey Jones' locker if ya don't let me in!
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On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Matt said:
What sits on your shoulder and says "Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"?
A parrotty error!
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On March 26, 2007, barnacle-bitten Capt. B said:
How does a pirate with two hooks scratch his nose?
Verrrry Carefully! YARRR!!
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